[Tslat]

Saw this exchange on the Semi-Vanilla server today lol, good fun:

AMagicBeanStock: You SS Zito?
Zito: Yeah
Zito6694 issued server command: /home home
AMagicBeanStock: howd you get orange for your name
Zito6694 issued server command: /home house
Zito: I'm a donator
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpa Zito
AMagicBeanStock: oh
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpaccept
Zito: try building here
Zito: woo!!
Zito: it worked
AMagicBeanStock: Nice house
Zito: ty
AMagicBeanStock: God damn
AMagicBeanStock: You have a lot of wood
Zito: lol this is nothing
Zito: you shouyld see me stuff on the modded server
AMagicBeanStock: Can I borrow some food
Zito: yeah
Zito: if you want
Zito: you can live hre
Zito: here
AMagicBeanStock has just earned the achievement [Taking Inventory]
AMagicBeanStock: you sure?
Zito: yeah
Zito: as long as you don't destroy anything I'm fine with it man
AMagicBeanStock: Can I have an iron pick
Zito: take whatever you need
AMagicBeanStock: I get diamonds pretty fast
Zito: there's armor in the chests too
Zito: oh do /sethome
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /sethome
AMagicBeanStock: Dont have sufficient funds
Zito: ah
[Server thread/WARN]: AMagicBeanStock moved wrongly!
Zito6694 issued server command: /money
AMagicBeanStock: Oh god
Zito6694 issued server command: /pay AMagicBeanStock 200
Zito: try now
AMagicBeanStock: tp to me
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpa am
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpaccept
Zito: woops
Zito: lololol
AMagicBeanStock: I hate this fruit and got here XD
AMagicBeanStock: What is this place
Zito: it's a vault
Zito: that we never sued ebcuase we quit
Zito: used*
AMagicBeanStock: whyd you quit?
Zito: I got bored of vanilla minecraft
Zito: I play on the modded server now
Zito: come up top
AMagicBeanStock: this might sound crazy but I play with hacks
Zito: ...
Zito: Like what?
AMagicBeanStock: not like kill aura
AMagicBeanStock: not the ones that ruin the game and does everything for you
AMagicBeanStock: Auto gear
AMagicBeanStock: Free cam
AMagicBeanStock: why you see me crouching
Zito: What do thsoe do?
AMagicBeanStock: Free cam is like gm3
Zito: ?
AMagicBeanStock: auto gear puts gear on for you whenever you craft it
AMagicBeanStock: Spectator mode is free cam
Zito: Hm...
Zito: And that's all you use?
AMagicBeanStock: whenever I crouch I use free cam
AMagicBeanStock: Yeah
AMagicBeanStock: the client came with xray
AMagicBeanStock: but I dont use it
Zito: I'd advise turning off the freecam
AMagicBeanStock: why?
Zito: Pretty sure it's against the rules
AMagicBeanStock: Every hack is against the rules >w<
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /sethome
Zito: I mean
Zito: kind of
Zito: but the auto gear really isn't that bad
AMagicBeanStock: Oh cool you guys have mmco
Zito: The erver admin is always watching here so if you use hacks you might get banned
Zito: is all I'm saying
AMagicBeanStock: I might do a test on him >w<
AMagicBeanStock: Plus if I free cam he will think ill just be crouching
AMagicBeanStock: Using my xray
AMagicBeanStock: He will prob
AMagicBeanStock: ban me
Zito: He reads chat lol...
AMagicBeanStock: fuck
AMagicBeanStock: Sorry bro! I DONT USE HACKS!
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /msg Zito does he read this chat
Zito6694 issued server command: /r yep
AMagicBeanStock: Read league chatr
AMagicBeanStock: Come back to base
Zito: ok
AMagicBeanStock: Farm right below me
Zito: lol
AMagicBeanStock: with glowstone
AMagicBeanStock: okay ill turn other way
AMagicBeanStock: tell me when i can come out
Zito: wait what are you looking for lol
AMagicBeanStock: umm
AMagicBeanStock: what blocks you have
Zito: dunno lol
AMagicBeanStock: try those
Zito: ok find them
AMagicBeanStock: okay you can staty
AMagicBeanStock: wait you placed them all?
Zito: no just two lol
AMagicBeanStock: kay coming
AMagicBeanStock: to find them
Zito: k now 6
Zito: k all placed
AMagicBeanStock: go see if im looking right at them
Zito: yeah lol
AMagicBeanStock: what 2 did I miss?
Zito: um
Zito: here
AMagicBeanStock: Oh they were underground
Zito: XD
AMagicBeanStock: thought they were up top XD
Zito: lol gotcha
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpa zito
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpaccept
Zito6694 issued server command: /home house
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpahere am
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpaccept
AMagicBeanStock: You see now?
Zito: yeah
AMagicBeanStock: Is it ovb?
Zito: huh?
AMagicBeanStock: the
AMagicBeanStock: *coff* x** I see a "RAY"
Zito: lol
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /home
AMagicBeanStock: that ovb?
Zito: Yeah lol
AMagicBeanStock: found diamonds
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpa a
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /home
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpaccept
Zito: lol wtf
AMagicBeanStock: didnt realize there was lava
AMagicBeanStock: look
Zito: lol
Zito: how'd you get those?
AMagicBeanStock: *coff* x... RAY OMG RAY!
AMagicBeanStock: I found 9
AMagicBeanStock: diamonds
AMagicBeanStock: I was showing you proof xD
Zito: lol
Zito: I believe you
AMagicBeanStock: you have enchanted table
Zito: I'm not sure lol
Zito: wtf
Zito: don't kill me dogs
AMagicBeanStock: How the fuck
AMagicBeanStock: Did auto hit go on
AMagicBeanStock: swear did not mean tod othat
AMagicBeanStock: Sorry
Zito6694 issued server command: /home house
AMagicBeanStock issued server command: /tpa Zito
Zito6694 issued server command: /tpaccept
AMagicBeanStock: swear did not mean to do that
AMagicBeanStock: My auto hit went on for some reason
Zito: I gtg
Zito6694 lost connection: Disconnected
Zito has logged out.
AMagicBeanStock lost connection: Disconnected
AMagicBeanStock has logged out.
CONSOLE issued server command: /ban amagicbeanstock Sigh...
Player Console banned AMagicBeanStock

[Zito]

I told him he would get banned lol...

[Clay]

lamo. thanks for sharing!

[schuminator85]

Not gonna lie, that was more amusing than I thought it would be lol!

[joe21221]

That was amazing to read. My god. XD