[Tslat]

So I thought this would be cool to add...
This will be a sort of forum game on the RolePlay section

Post a death message you think is awesome/funny/whatever.

One message per post, no double posting. If you have more than one idea, wait till someone else does one first hey?

If I see any really good ones, I may even add it to the server death messages! 

[Tslat]

Eg. (I've already got this one in game  )

Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

[Obi42]

Player keeps thinking they're Splat. Silly Player/race.

[Woodsy1995]

Player Angered the gods

[Kathryn]

Player dropped out of swimming lessons.

[Woodsy1995]

Player couldn't take the heat

[sharingjan]

Player got Etho'd (when killed with TNT)

[Woodsy1995]

player was caught between a rock and a hard place

When suffocated in the wall

[Zito]

Player thought they could fly.

[furryoldlobster]

Player tested gravity. 

[Blaidrug]

Silly player, flying's for bats!

[Woodsy1995]

Alakazam, And the play was gone,

Killed by magic

[Blaidrug]

ANYTHING referencing Monty Python.

"Player is now a dead polly"

[Woodsy1995]

player forgot to eat whilst playing too much Minecraft

[Millarz]

Player thought they could fly.

Nuh it's "Player believed they could fly. They couldn't."
Btw "they" is grammatically incorrect. "They" implies the player is more than one person. It should be he/she.

[Woodsy1995]

Player thought they could fly.

Nuh it's "Player believed they could fly. They couldn't."
Btw "they" is grammatically incorrect. "They" implies the player is more than one person. It should be he/she.

Player got beaten by a dictionary, everytime Millarz kills someone?

[Tslat]

I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

[Woodsy1995]

Player stumbled upon a pack of hungry orcs

[Obi42]

I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.

[Tslat]

I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.

correct but regarded as unsuitable, but there's no other options.
Back on topix pl0x

[Millarz]

I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.

Well I'll be. Now tell that to my English teachers :p
Heh how bout "Player hashtag died." Though use the actual hashtag. I refuse to.
"Player took a bubble bath. In lava."
"Player was shot through the heart, and Player2 is to blame."  (You give loooove a bad name)
"Player pretended they were a mermaid and slept with the fishes."
"The last thing Player heard was a hiss. RIP"
"Player2 ninja hit Player" (when a stealthed person kills someone. if that's possible).
"Player had a walking-off-cliff moment"

[Woodsy1995]

PLAYER made some poor life decisions which were difficult to recover from

[sharingjan]

Player got blasted off again (pokemon reference)
when killed by creeper

[Kathryn]

Player got blasted off again (pokemon reference)
when killed by creeper

Can we have this? please? PLEASE?

[Zito]

I think it would be better if you dropped the "got".

[Millarz]

Oh... I just saw the "one message per post" thing.
Player didn't read the rules... x_x

[Tslat]

So far, I've used 6 of these death messages ingame.
They may not be exact quotes, and they may not appear in the death category you intended them to be in.
Which ones I've used I won't say
You'll have to find them ingame

[Sir_Dibbler]

Player  [race] thought [race] would be friendly. He became an alfar/orcish wall decoration.

[TigerHeart6]

<player> was killed by enderman. Have fun sleeping tonight.