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Title: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Tslat on February 26, 2014, 03:10:20 PM
So I thought this would be cool to add...
This will be a sort of forum game on the RolePlay section

Post a death message you think is awesome/funny/whatever.

One message per post, no double posting. If you have more than one idea, wait till someone else does one first hey?

If I see any really good ones, I may even add it to the server death messages!  8)
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Tslat on February 26, 2014, 03:11:01 PM
Eg. (I've already got this one in game  ;))

Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Obi42 on February 26, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
Player keeps thinking they're Splat. Silly Player/race.
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 26, 2014, 03:22:03 PM
Player Angered the gods
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Kathryn on February 26, 2014, 09:53:53 PM
Player dropped out of swimming lessons.
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 11:20:05 AM
Player couldn't take the heat
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Post by: sharingjan on February 27, 2014, 11:24:19 AM
Player got Etho'd (when killed with TNT)
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 11:41:40 AM
player was caught between a rock and a hard place

When suffocated in the wall
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Zito on February 27, 2014, 01:52:46 PM
Player thought they could fly.
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Post by: furryoldlobster on February 27, 2014, 02:34:48 PM
Player tested gravity. 
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Blaidrug on February 27, 2014, 03:13:05 PM
Silly player, flying's for bats!
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 06:23:47 PM
Alakazam, And the play was gone,

Killed by magic
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Blaidrug on February 27, 2014, 06:42:16 PM
ANYTHING referencing Monty Python.

"Player is now a dead polly"
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 06:55:12 PM
player forgot to eat whilst playing too much Minecraft
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Millarz on February 27, 2014, 08:12:38 PM
Quote from: Zito on February 27, 2014, 01:52:46 PM
Player thought they could fly.
Nuh it's "Player believed they could fly. They couldn't."
Btw "they" is grammatically incorrect. "They" implies the player is more than one person. It should be he/she.
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 08:13:54 PM
Quote from: Millarz on February 27, 2014, 08:12:38 PM
Quote from: Zito on February 27, 2014, 01:52:46 PM
Player thought they could fly.
Nuh it's "Player believed they could fly. They couldn't."
Btw "they" is grammatically incorrect. "They" implies the player is more than one person. It should be he/she.

Player got beaten by a dictionary, everytime Millarz kills someone?
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Tslat on February 27, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 27, 2014, 08:28:37 PM
Player stumbled upon a pack of hungry orcs
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Obi42 on February 27, 2014, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Tslat on February 27, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Tslat on February 27, 2014, 09:19:30 PM
Quote from: Obi42 on February 27, 2014, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Tslat on February 27, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.

correct but regarded as unsuitable, but there's no other options.
Back on topix pl0x
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Millarz on February 27, 2014, 11:31:20 PM
Quote from: Obi42 on February 27, 2014, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Tslat on February 27, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I'm well aware that they/their is grammatically unsuitable.

However there isn't a gender neutral pronoun in the english language that is used widely enough for players to understand..

"Player believed ou could fly" wouldn't be recogniseable to most
I didn't want to use he/she


Player almost did a cool trick where they didn't hit the ground too hard

They is grammatically correct when used as a gender neutral singular, or when gender is indeterminate.
Well I'll be. Now tell that to my English teachers :p
Heh how bout "Player hashtag died." Though use the actual hashtag. I refuse to.
"Player took a bubble bath. In lava."
"Player was shot through the heart, and Player2 is to blame."  (You give loooove a bad name)
"Player pretended they were a mermaid and slept with the fishes."
"The last thing Player heard was a hiss. RIP"
"Player2 ninja hit Player" (when a stealthed person kills someone. if that's possible).
"Player had a walking-off-cliff moment"
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Woodsy1995 on February 28, 2014, 03:30:50 AM
PLAYER made some poor life decisions which were difficult to recover from
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: sharingjan on February 28, 2014, 11:29:51 AM
Player got blasted off again (pokemon reference)
when killed by creeper
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Kathryn on February 28, 2014, 03:54:40 PM
Quote from: sharingjan on February 28, 2014, 11:29:51 AM
Player got blasted off again (pokemon reference)
when killed by creeper
Can we have this? please? PLEASE?
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Zito on March 03, 2014, 11:28:25 AM
I think it would be better if you dropped the "got".
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Millarz on March 04, 2014, 09:11:07 PM
Oh... I just saw the "one message per post" thing.
Player didn't read the rules... x_x
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Tslat on March 05, 2014, 05:01:41 AM
So far, I've used 6 of these death messages ingame.
They may not be exact quotes, and they may not appear in the death category you intended them to be in.
Which ones I've used I won't say ;)
You'll have to find them ingame
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: Sir_Dibbler on April 05, 2014, 10:20:58 AM
Player  [race] thought [race] would be friendly. He became an alfar/orcish wall decoration.
Title: Re: Pick some new death messages! (Game)
Post by: TigerHeart6 on April 06, 2014, 02:50:09 PM
<player> was killed by enderman. Have fun sleeping tonight.